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Ultimate Tesla Protection Device
Jowua Defender
Price: $299.99
Product Description
Meet the Jowua Defender, the wildest Tesla accessory yet! Mounted discreetly under your vehicle, this bad boy comes in two epic flavors. The Flame Edition blasts vandals with a fiery roar, sending them running for the hills. Or grab the Deodorant Edition, which douses potential troublemakers in a cloud of fresh scent—perfect for offending those unwashed vandals who haven’t seen soap in years. Protect your Tesla and have a laugh while you’re at it!
Engineered with Tesla-level precision, the Jowua Defender blends seamlessly into your ride. Installation’s a breeze, and the cutting-edge tech lets you choose between manual or AI releasing of the gas of your choice—flames or deodorant—depending on your edition. It’s the ultimate mix of defense and chaos for Tesla owners who live for the thrill!
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What Our Customers Say
"The Flame Edition completely scared off the protestors—now they’re running faster than my Tesla!" - John D.
"Hit some vandals with the Deodorant Edition—they screamed ‘SOAP!’ and bolted like I’d insulted their whole vibe!" - Sarah K.
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